Those darn rabbits!
by randy-johnson on Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:33 pm
Those darn rabbits sorely put my patience to the test.
They made me angry because they were nothing but pests.
I got so mad that I raved and ranted.
Those rabbits were eating the vegetables I planted.
This incident nearly drove me insane.
A rabbit ran up my leg and bit off my left testicle and I had never experienced such pain.
I bought me a shotgun because I was out for blood.
I went to my garden and here came Elmer Fudd.
He said only he has the right to shoot rabbits and that I'd better quit.
I took my shotgun and hit his bald head with it.
I shot all of the rabbits and saved my garden.
But I was jailed for cruelty to animals and I'm waiting to see if the governor will give me a pardon.
They made me angry because they were nothing but pests.
I got so mad that I raved and ranted.
Those rabbits were eating the vegetables I planted.
This incident nearly drove me insane.
A rabbit ran up my leg and bit off my left testicle and I had never experienced such pain.
I bought me a shotgun because I was out for blood.
I went to my garden and here came Elmer Fudd.
He said only he has the right to shoot rabbits and that I'd better quit.
I took my shotgun and hit his bald head with it.
I shot all of the rabbits and saved my garden.
But I was jailed for cruelty to animals and I'm waiting to see if the governor will give me a pardon.