50 years older

by randy-johnson on Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:36 pm

At my age, a man wants to settle down with a mate.
I'll never forgive my brother for finding me a date.
When my brother introduced me to this lady, he told me to hold her.
But I couldn't because she's 50 years older.

I'm being harassed by this woman who is eighty.
I was happy until I was introduced to this lady.
My brother told me to date her and not make a fuss.
I have nothing against older women but this is ridiculous.

My brother told her that I put rolled up socks in my pants.
It's not true but she said she'll tell everyone if I don't give her a chance.
She follows me everywhere, even across the Mexican border.
Will I be able to stop her with a restraining order?