Home improvement

by randy-johnson on Mon Sep 19, 2005 1:04 am

I've learned that I'm extremely impaired.
I'm cheap and try to do all of my home repairs.
When I sat on the chair I glued together, it fell apart.
I guess using paper glue wasn't very smart.
Why do I always have these mishaps?
I tried to repair my staircase and it collapsed.
Yesterday I became very appalled.
I used my nail gun and nailed my hand to the wall.
These accidents take their toll.
People stare at my hand and ask how I got the hole.